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Crocodile Dundee Authorship


                         Forensic Evidence

 Documentary and Photographic evidence in support of markers which essentially rely on attestation from people who had simultaneously lived through the same life events as the author at a specific point in time and place. These exhibits are published in the same sequential order of appearance as that of the 96 markers displayed under the heading titled "Original Claim" which features at the top of each and every screen of this site. Please note that the markers are also listed in the same sequential order of appearance as the corresponding scenes of the film itself as they unfold ...



    Sue Parish and the Author at the Racehorse Owners Association ball in 1980.


                  Affidavit received from Mrs. Loris Charlton (nee Jensen) 


                                      Donger and Walkabout Creek


In colloquial Australian a simple minded person is called a "DORK" ... so, an appropriate name for a simple minded person with great physical strength is a "DONK" - i.e. an amagalmation of "DORK" and "DONGER" = "DONK"


Mick's nobility title "Michael J. Crocodile Dundee" was parodied from and inspired by the nobility title granted to Jean Baptiste Charles Bouvet de Lozier in 1774 as recorded at the 4th and 5th last lines of the above document that have been highlighted in gold colour. The middle initial "J" is also the author's middle initial. This can be verified by checking the name of the owner of the horse with saddle cloth number 2 on the Flemington race book page which is published further down on this same screen. See 14th exhibit down counting from next item.

Below is photographic evidence that the name of Capitaine Bouvet is in fact recorded on an obelisk situated at Mahebourg on the island of Mauritius. 


                                        Interesting Observation
Viewers who are familiar with thoroughbred race horse breeding would no doubt vouch for the following fundamental principle observed by experienced horse breeders, whose SOLE intention is to breed future race horses that are successful on the race track :
Very often when a brood mare of impeccable pedigree is covered by a stallion which also possesses impeccable pedigree, the projected (future) foal happens to be a very mediocre individual (often described as a DUD in colloquial racing jargon).
According to Frederico Tessio - the man who had bred some of the greatest "Chefs de Race" (like e.g. Ribot, Nearco and Nasrullah) of the past century on his stud farm named "Dormello" on the flats adjacent to lake Maggiore, situated near the Swiss border in Italy - and from which champion stallions our thoroughbred race horses of today are the descendants, can be explained by the following theory :
"When two outstanding individuals (from any living species) are made to mate, all the "good and stronger genes" they carry in their respective pool of genes (or DNA) conflict with each other, thus allowing the "inferior and weaker genes" they also carry in their respective pool of genes, to fuse and to ultimately conceive progeny that is very ordinary. 
Also according to Tessio, the best way of breeding a racehorse with (hopefully) good racing ability, is to select ONE prospective parent (sire or dam) which possesses an impeccable pedigree, to mate with the OTHER prospective parent (sire of dam) which possesses a NOT SO impeccable pedigree ... in order to produce a projected (future) foal that (hopefully) will have good racing ability.
Tessio's logic about this theory is as follows : By avoiding the anticipated conflict between the "good and stronger genes" in the respective pool of genes carried by both prospective parents, the "good and stronger genes" are more likely to OVER-POWER the "inferior and weaker genes" carried in their same respective pool of genes, thus fusing to ultimately conceive (based on practical experience) a future racehorse with excellent racing ability.
It is interesting to note that the popular trend breeders of today follow, is to breed to the THIRD and to the FOURTH remove. The purpose for sticking to this popular trend is in strict compliance with the laws of genetics ... which state that good stallions and/or good brood mares would most likely reproduce a race horse with as good if not better racing ability as themselves THREE or FOUR generations in the future.
It is not surprising to observe that projected (future) foals produced in strict compliance with these genetic rules, often also display atavistic (physical) traits (e.g. white snips or blazes) which are very similar to their great great grand parents.   

Bust of Admiral Bouvet after his promotion from Captain to Admiral erected in front of the municipal library, Saint Servan, Britanny, Northern France.


White leghorn chicken being blown away by the whirlwind created by the rotors of the "Alouette" helicopter bringing Sue Charlton to Walkabout Creek.

                                        SHAVING WITH KNIFE 

Mr. Gary Boyes [(mob: 0417332383) land line: (03) 54332385] would also be in a position to testify in relation to the uncompleted affidavit forwarded to Ms. Michael P. McBride in reference to the marker "Bidet" and also to the uncompleted affidavit forwarded to Dr. Kerry Curtin in reference to the marker "Walkabout Creek" which had been inspired by the song "The Sheik of Scrubby Creek" by Chad Morgan, since Mr. Boyes was also present on both occasions. 

                                           Walter Riley or Reilly

   "Nugget" is the English translation for the French word "Petite" as in "La Pepite".

                    More forensic evidence.




                                                    Mick's Appearance

                                             Peter and Cyril 

                                                    Dance like Fred Astaire




                                                 Bronia Rak

Race Book page displaying the name RAPID RIVER of a participant later kindly forwarded to the author by the secretary of the Newcastle Racing Club.


Race Results having on record the rank and name of the horse RAPID RIVER later obtained from the Latrobe Library in Melbourne

The horse "Abominable" owned by R. J. Bouvet (Please note that the middle initial of the author is in fact "J") and allocated with saddle cloth number 2 that features in the race book page above, is the horse in question as mentioned in the affidavit below signed by Mr. Ern Ewert, horse trainer of Rockbank in Melbourne. The affidavit below is evidence that there was a proposal made to the owner of the said horse by this trainer to race it over hurdles.

The relevance of this affidavit is in reference to the comments made by the race caller after the race in which "RAPID RIVER" competed, that the connections of the horse "RAPID RIVER" had decided to race their horse over hurdles in light of the horse's poor performance over flat races. The risks involved in racing horses over hurdles was the author's main motivation to name the river where Mick Dundee had been attacked by the crocodile after the name of this horse.

The song below is dedicated to the multitude of people not only across Australia but also from all over the world who have helped the author bring his dreams and many projects into reality, as well as secure his original ownership of the copyright in his original artistic work. The author sincerely wants these people to know that he will be forever thankful.
           ... any more would be an over kill ...



                                         PETER and HEAD OFFICE

                              PETER and CYRIL and HEAD OFFICE


                       Juanita Arensen ... Nice girl, good cook, biiiiig ...


                                              ECHO BILLABONG

Any skeptic viewer who has any doubt at all about the authenticity of this particular marker (which had been used since May 1984) can verify the actual existence of this echo in the cliffs at Pinnacle Point by hiring a small boat from Airlie Beach or Shute Harbour and sail it to the cliffs which are situated on the North Eastern side of Hook Island just East of Butterfly Bay. If the viewer happens to depart from Hayman island, these cliffs are only a few minutes away by power boat. THIS ECHO CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE CLIFFS ... UNLESS THE QUEENSLAND GOVERNMENT HAS ALLOWED THE USE OF DYNAMITE TO BLOW UP THESE CLIFFS AT PINNACLE POINT.

The goats which have been placed on the islands of the Great Barrier Reef to provide food to shipwreck sailors that may become stranded on these islands during the cyclone season which affect North Queensland during the summer months. 

Race Book Page "Rapid River" later kindly forwarded to the author by the secretary of the Newcastle Racing Club. This is not a duplication. It is displayed here by design because the name Rapid River is mentioned more than once in the dialogue of the film.

Race Results "Rapid River" later obtained from the Latrobe Library in Melbourne. This is not a duplication. It is displayed here once again by design because the name Rapid River is mentioned more than once in the dialogue of the film.



                               CLIMBING UP THE "NO STANDING" SIGN

Mr. ken Clancy of Proserpine in North Queenland would also be in a position to testify that all members of the gang building culverts on "Station Road" were supplied by the Proserpine Shire Council with WATER BOTTLES due the hot temperatures in North Queensland and also that most members of the gang also smoke "Roll Your Own Drum" cigarettes.


                                                I LOVE LUCY

                                                  I LOVE LUCY


                                   BIDET and WALKABOUT CREEK

Mr. Gary Sydney Boyes [phone : (03) 54332385 mob: 0417332383] would also be in a position to testify about the BIDET and the WALK ABOUT CREEK markers as Mr. Boyes was also present when the above life event took place. 

      Letter received from Laurie Young as evidence that Laurie called the author 


                         THROW STONES and CARPET SNAKE (in Part II)

Mr. Robert (Robbie) Baxter of Proserpine would also be in a position to testify that all members of the gang building culverts along "Station Road" in 1983 were supplied with water bottles by the Proserpine council and that most members of the gang smoke "Roll Your Own Drum" cigarettes.

                                                      TOTAL RECALL
     It's all coming back to me now - Celine Dion

What is stored in the human memory cortex cannot be erased, not even by the drugs and electric shock treatment administered to patients in psychiatric hospitals for the purpose of erasing the patients' memory so as to avoid possible law suits initiated to recover intellectual property that has been stolen ... 

Many of us would have made the observation that the SOUND of a particular musical tune, or a particular SMELL can suddenly bring back a particular memory dating all the way back from our childhood.

What we recall is often a memory which we thought had been lost over many years of our lives, due to the long period of time that has elapsed since.

Can it be said then that our senses are similar to the “LINKS” or the “APP’s” we use via our PC’s or via our SMART PHONE’s to access information that has been stored (or even archived) in a virtual (and sometimes distant) data base ?


The names "Fran" + "Don" of the owners of Frandon Agistment Park which inspired the author to name the transvestite in the New York party scene "Fran". One female name joined to one male name are indeed an appropriate and perfect combination for the name of a transvestite ... 

                                    FRAN as name of TRANSVESTITE


Mr. Barry Turner would also be in a position to testify that all members of the gang building culverts along "Station Road" in Proserpine in 1983 were supplied with WATER BOTTLES by the Proserpine Shire Council and also that most members of the gang smoke "Roll Your Own Drum" cigarettes.


                                               Dawn Anderson

                                          (MY ... HMMM ... DAWN



                                         My ... Hmmm ... DAWN

                                         SENATOR BRADLEY

Mr. Gary Boyes [mob : 0417332383 - land line : (03) 54332385 ] would also be in a position to testify that when both the author and himself worked for the Department of the Navy at Albert Park Barracks in Melbourne (where and when the author met Mr. Gary Boyes) in 1969, their mutual supervisor was a Mr. WALTER BRADLEY who had been a POW in World War II. 

                                TAP ON WINE GLASS v/s DINNER BELL

                                           MESSAGE RELAY

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Australian War Cemetery at Villers-Bretonneux

Important Notice for Patriotic Australians

At first glance it may appear that the tactical strategy that was used in May 1984 to secure the original ownership of the copyright in the veritable author's original work upon which the film "Crocodile Dundee" was based, has caused some prejudice to some fair dinkum Australians. Let it be known that Australians are far from being "spineless" people. All we need to do to confirm this is to visit the Australian War Cemetery at "Villers Bretonneux" in Normandy (Northern France) and count the number of crosses as we experience the eerie feeling in the air.


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Foot Prints in the Sand

Hazelwood Island

Whitsunday Group

North Queensland

  February 1984

One day a man had a dream …

He dreamt that he was walking along a very very long sandy beach, the end of which he could not see as it was hidden beyond the mist on the horizon.

For every step he took, as he walked, a second set of footprints appeared alongside heading in the same direction.

The man figured that the second set of footprints belonged to the Lord.

Suddenly, the second set of footprints vanished … and the man could not help himself thinking aloud : “Lord, he said to himself, why have you forsaken me ?” …

Carried in the light breeze softly brushing against his face, he swore he could hear a voice saying in reply : “I never left you … as you will notice when you turn around; the footprints left behind in the sand, are now twice as deep”.

“Your footprints are now twice as deep because it is through your own tenacity and courage that I have found the strength to carry you.

The war of attrition and psychological pain that you have been forced to endure have been deliberately inflicted onto you with the purpose of conditioning your mind so as to make it conducive for easy exploitation.


Your oppressor’s objective is to extort the precious creative talents you have for design and inventions from your thoughts through duress. Your mind has been made too weak to fight these forces of evil … but you can use the thrust of your oppressor’s own actions to defeat him.

Never despair, ’cause in the end, the forces of nature that govern what is essential for survival in this world will force Virtue  to  TRIUMPH  over  Evil.  It is only then that  Right  will replace  Wrong.

Just like the sunflowers of an entire sunflower field turning towards the sun in unison at sunset, all those responsible for your affliction  –  having recovered their reason and repressed virtues  –  will start paying attention to what you say – but it will be too late; because these people would have already brought forth their own woes and misfortunes in return for the psychological pain that they have inflicted onto you”.