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Crocodile Dundee Authorship


                      How it all happened

Genesis :               About the Real Author


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After falling victim to a relentless war of attrition towards the end of 13 consecutive years of employment with a large multi-national company in Melbourne, the person who is the veritable author of the original story in original screenplay form for the film titled "Crocodile Dundee" decided to accept an offer for separation when the company he worked for, started to show signs of real financial trouble in the early 1980's.

The said offer for separation was devised by the company's lawyers to be "on a mutual agreement" basis. The underlying purpose for the "on a mutual agreement" basis wording was an underhand ploy devised by the company's lawyers, which served the purpose of rendering the company NOT LIABLE TO PAY the company's contribution (i.e. dollar for dollar) made to its employees' superannuation plan as per the original agreement between the company and each and every employee when the superannuation plan was started.

The said offer for separation was commonly known at the time as a "Golden Handshake".

That company's disguised offer for separation was considered MOST UNFAIR at the time, in the sense that the employees' basic and original funds that they had contributed to their superannuation plan from their salary each fortnight -- that was albeit REFUNDED in full by the company but excluding the accumulation of compound interest -- could have accumulated a substantial amount of COMPOUND INTEREST, had these funds been banked in a simple SAVINGS ACCOUNT instead.

Acting under extreme pressure due to a considerable amount of stress caused by the said war of attrition, together with the inevitable financial uncertainty that was facing him at the time, as well as a feeling of anxiety and despair on account of his financial commitments in relation to the upkeep of a successful racehorse he owned on an outright basis then, the author felt that he was heading towards a nervous breakdown. The author often referred to the anticipated nervous depression he was about to suffer at the time; as "taking a trip to the dark side of the moon".

The author, therefore, decided to lease his race horse to a public horse trainer and exiled himself to North Queensland as a safety precaution he considered to be essential on account of the threats that were being made against his life at the time.

After having purchased a sailing boat on the Gold Coast in early 1983, the author decided then to head north to Airlie Beach/Shute Harbour with the aim of living on his sailing boat --  not only to find solace -- but also as a security measure so as to avoid any of the afore-mentioned death threats that had been made against him, being carried out by people he could not see.

The author stayed eighteen (18) months at that particular location in North Queensland, from May 1983 to October 1984, because he felt at the time that it would be unsafe to return to city living too soon after the death threats that had previously been made against him while he was living in the city of Melbourne.

During that time the author cruised the Great  Barrier Reef islands of the Whitsunday group in North Queensland (from May 1983 to October 1984) using Shute Harbour as a home port, while living on his sailing yacht "Mistress".

Between the 14th and the 30th of May 1984, the author devised the ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY based on his own ORIGINAL STORY for the film titled "Crocodile Dundee" at Shute Harbour in North Queensland.

An audio magnetic recording of the ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY for the said film was finalized and obtained from the author on the 30th of May 1984.

                              Other creative works of art
By reason that it was a relaxed and enjoyable kind of life style while cruising the Whitsundays after all the abuse and humiliation he had been subjected to before leaving Melbourne, the author experienced highly charged emotional feelings as a result.

The videos which feature below and throughout this web site, accurately reflect the nature of these highly charged emotional feelings that the author wisely and productively harnessed into outstanding creative works of art.

One of the finished products of these highly charged emotional feelings translated into musical notes …

There are 3 principal steps to the creation of a new tune or song. These 3 principal steps are Composition, Musical Arrangement and Execution. Confusion is common among one dimensional thinkers which deny these people the ability to differentiate between Execution and Composition. Belief among these people is that the performer, or group of performers, who execute a tune or song automatically have to also be the composer/s of the said tune or song.

When we give it some thought, we find that every human being is born with a set of two natural musical instruments. One of these natural musical instruments exists in the form of the human vocal chords which can be used to sing (or to even hum) a particular song (or tune). The other is the natural flute that can be configured by tightening the facial muscles around the lips that enables a person to shape his/her lips into a natural musical instrument (i.e. an instrument similar to a flute). This natural musical instrument can be used to whistle musical tunes.

It can be said that Composition is the expression of human emotional feelings translated into musical notes that are generated into a specific and harmonic sequential order to produce what is known as a melody. 

According to the well known Swiss Psychologist Karl Gustav Jung, the soul in the male is feminine and he calls it the "anima" whilst the soul in the female is masculine and he calls it the "animus". 

Most people would agree that when the inner human soul screams with emotional pain caused by, say, a relationship break-up, bereavement or extreme oppression -- (regardless of the gender of the person) -- the use of high musical notes are most appropriate and efficacious in accurately expressing the nature of these deep emotional feelings. That is the reason why a soprano saxophone was selected by the author in 1984 to execute this particular piece of music that the author had already titled : "Forever in Love". 

The author's special thanks go to James Last, who has evidently honoured the pledge made in 1984 with regards to the author's selection of a soprano saxophone during his (James Last's) musical arrangements for this particular tune.

... And another one

                       The noble nature of the author's character

Despite having been subjected to so much abuse and humiliation as a result of having been (in reality) retrenched in December 1982, following the relentless psychological warfare he had been forced to endure on account of being an exceptional employee with that particular firm, the author gave an outstanding demonstration of the noble nature of his character by devising the detailed blueprint of a financial plan that had the aim of rescuing from certain bankruptcy the firm which had ruthlessly retrenched him after thirteen (13) consecutive years of employment.

The said financial plan that consisted primarily of a strategy for the modernization of the antiquated foundry at Fishermen's Bend -- which was incidentally at the source of the company's financial problems at the time --  was in fact implemented by the Hon. Senator John Button, the then Minister for Manufacturing in the Hawke Labour Government of the time.

There were also an additional number of inventions pertinent to the Automotive Industry that were created by the author (... among many other inventions) at that particular point in time.

These were : (1) The detailed blueprint of a system for key-less entry based on the combination of infra-red technology similar to what was already in use at the time in TV remote controls, to solenoids installed in the framework of the doors of future cars. (2) Satellite Navigation similar to what was already in use at the time by ships and yachts, but interfaced with the details of street directories, that drivers would use when driving in big cities, together with the provision of audio voice directions which did not exist for marine use Satellite Navigation at that point in time. (3) The rework of internal combustion engine cylinder heads to accommodate four valves per cylinder, instead of only two valves, thus providing improved performance and simultaneously improve fuel combustion/economy, as well as smoother idling -- based on the fact that the incidence of all four valves [especially intake valves] simultaneously sticking being most unlikely to happen as compared  to only two valves per cylinder.

From an engineering perspective, the feasibility of such a system would consist of TWIN overhead ambulatory camshafts fitted with inbuilt multiple cams (from the original metal casting) and mounted above the cylinder head, and which camshafts would be controlled by an electronic (computer) card coupled to an electric solenoid so as to select the most appropriate cam along the shaft's travel path with the purpose of adjusting (viz. increasing advance) timing at low engine speed revolution as well as adjusting (retard) timing at high engine speed revolution.  (4) The relocation of car radio & Hi-Fi control buttons from the dashboard of current (in 1984) cars to the steering wheel facia of future cars (for safety reasons so as to eliminate driver distraction from watching the road while driving). This system was suggested with the wiring harnesses installed INSIDE the steering column housing.  (5) The detailed blueprint of a four wheel steering mechanism that was later implemented by Mazda and Honda car manufacturers -- a system that was in fact developed by Mr. Donald K. Wylie who was at the time the Executive Engineer at the author's previous place of employment (i.e. GMH Pty. Ltd. Head Office at Fisherman's Bend in Melbourne - Australia). (6) The use of carbon fibre for the manufacturing of wheels and later on chassis and body panels, of which masts, booms and spars were already made of on the latest yachts on the market at the time (i.e. in 1984)

                              How many of these have been sold globally ?

Ever experienced accidentally cutting your fingers (or hands) with the nylon fishing line while fishing?

Ever wondered why the original Whipper Snippers (as well as some current ones) use a nylon fishing line in lieu of a metal blade?

Below is a song for which both the lyrics and music were composed by the author.

                           The Colour of my Love

Music and  100 % of the lyrics of the song below (as released by Celine Dion) was composed by the author ... Psychiatrists ARE NOT song writers let alone music composers !! [Please refer to the information about Dr. Arthur Janov under the heading : "Alleged Insanity"

When we listen to the lyrics of this song we hear the words : "A silhouette of Dark and Light" ... Does either David Foster, Dr. Arthur Janov or Austin Robertson of Byron Bay have dark skin ? No - so, where did the music and lyrics for this song really come from ? 

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How the original story in original screenplay form came about for the film "Crocodile Dundee"?

During his stay at Shute Harbour, in the vicinity of Airlie Beach and Proserpine in North Queensland, Robert J. Bouvet created the original story for the first instalment of the film titled "Crocodile Dundee". The same person ALSO devised the original screenplay for the original film (which was based on his own original story) also at Shute Harbour in North Queensland since May 1984.

The royalties earned in fiduciary form by the veritable author of this outstanding original artistic work in exchange for its exploitation as a full length cinematographic feature film, which had been titled "Crocodile Dundee" since May 1984, is still held in trust and cannot be converted from fiduciary form into currency/cash form, due to the legal barriers created by an Australian Justice System which is NOT ONLY inefficient, but ALSO a system which has been infiltrated by dishonest individuals whose cultural roots  and "values" belong to some other parts of the world which are NOT part of the British Commonwealth.

The said person fell victim to a fraudulent COUNTER CLAIM made officially by his opponents in August 1989. This first official counter claim was made subsequently to the (identical) VERY FIRST COUNTER CLAIM (which had been based on a deliberate fallacy, and) which had been made and published in the magazine "Rydges" on the 30th of March 1985.

Consensus of opinion among lawyers of good repute (today) is unanimous that the original article which was published in the public magazine "Rydges" and subsequently followed up by mainstream media articles to consolidate the initial fallacy published in the public magazine, DOES NOT qualify as legal evidence.

The original article published in the public magazine "Rydges" DOES NOT qualify as legal evidence, simply because the said original article was based on anecdotal statements (not made under oath by the journalists involved) and rumours that CANNOT be substantiated with material evidence that qualifies as LEGAL EVIDENCE.

Modern technology (in the form of the Internet) has TODAY finally provided the MEANS BY WHICH THIS LONG LASTING INJUSTICE, which has been consistently maintained for the past thirty five (35) years, CAN NOW BE EXPOSED.

Indentity of the person with the highest relevant authority in the State of Victoria, Australia, in 1983.

Identity of the person/s with the highest authority in the State of Victoria, Australia, since 1983 up to NOW.

                                Horse Gears


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Australian War Cemetery at Villers-Bretonneux

Important Notice for Patriotic Australians

At first glance it may appear that the tactical strategy that was used in May 1984 to secure the original ownership of the copyright in the veritable author's original work upon which the film "Crocodile Dundee" was based, has caused some prejudice to some fair dinkum Australians. Let it be known that Australians are far from being "spineless" people. All we need to do to confirm this is to visit the Australian War Cemetery at "Villers Bretonneux" in Normandy (Northern France) and count the number of crosses as we experience the eerie feeling in the air.


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Foot Prints in the Sand

Hazelwood Island

Whitsunday Group

North Queensland

  February 1984

One day a man had a dream …

He dreamt that he was walking along a very very long sandy beach, the end of which he could not see as it was hidden beyond the mist on the horizon.

For every step he took, as he walked, a second set of footprints appeared alongside heading in the same direction.

The man figured that the second set of footprints belonged to the Lord.

Suddenly, the second set of footprints vanished … and the man could not help himself thinking aloud : “Lord, he said to himself, why have you forsaken me ?” …

Carried in the light breeze softly brushing against his face, he swore he could hear a voice saying in reply : “I never left you … as you will notice when you turn around; the footprints left behind in the sand, are now twice as deep”.

“Your footprints are now twice as deep because it is through your own tenacity and courage that I have found the strength to carry you.

The war of attrition and psychological pain that you have been forced to endure have been deliberately inflicted onto you with the purpose of conditioning your mind so as to make it conducive for easy exploitation.


Your oppressor’s objective is to extort the precious creative talents you have for design and inventions from your thoughts through duress. Your mind has been made too weak to fight these forces of evil … but you can use the thrust of your oppressor’s own actions to defeat him.

Never despair, ’cause in the end, the forces of nature that govern what is essential for survival in this world will force Virtue  to  TRIUMPH  over  Evil.  It is only then that  Right  will replace  Wrong.

Just like the sunflowers of an entire sunflower field turning towards the sun in unison at sunset, all those responsible for your affliction  –  having recovered their reason and repressed virtues  –  will start paying attention to what you say – but it will be too late; because these people would have already brought forth their own woes and misfortunes in return for the psychological pain that they have inflicted onto you”.